Luanshya Man Caught Naked With A Hole Between His Legs

Owners of the house in Ndeke township where he allegedly went to steal, exaplained that Mwewa was woken up at around 05:30 hours in the sitting room with a kambwili between his legs, as he struggled to explain the circumstances that led him into the house.

“We asked him what he was doing in the house, he said ‘I was at a club, they have beaten me and they took my clothes’ but one of the people identified him as a hardcore criminal who was in Katombolya prisons for children,” the source narrated.

Residents gathered to witness the bizarre incident and after interrogations, they drove the suspect, in his birthday suit, to Luanshya Central Police where he was detained.
“When we went to the police, the officers opened the docket and advised us to go back at 08:30 so that we can check properly if he had stolen anything from the house,” Mutale Mulenga who witnessed the incident explained.
When we came back, we found that he entered through the window and his clothes where outside, so he intentionally removed his clothes to create some charms. He had been wearing coffee brown Timberland shoes, white ripped jeans, a white sweatshirt and two boxer shots.”

He said it was clear that Mwewa kept the hoe between his legs while taking a nap behind a sofa, so that he could attack anyone who confronted him in the night.

When contacted, Copperbelt Province police Commissioner Charity Katanga said: “I have seen the story. I have requested for a report from Luanshya and as soon as I get the details, I will get back to you”.

8 Responses to "Luanshya Man Caught Naked With A Hole Between His Legs"

  1. walachimona   May 8, 2017 at 2:35 pm

    juju baice alikuma no mukali

  2. CK4LIFE   May 9, 2017 at 2:59 pm

    Is it a “Hole” or a “Hoe”?

  3. John Garang   May 11, 2017 at 12:01 am

    Mwebantu I saw hole and wondered what the report meant. Now I see kambwili which is a hoe.

  4. chansa   May 12, 2017 at 12:08 pm

    our reporters are bad with spellings . aba bafana ba leakage.

  5. BC   May 12, 2017 at 10:01 pm

    One expects that diting should have taken care of that. I kept wondering what exactly was between this guy’s legs!

  6. Holistic 2003   May 13, 2017 at 12:41 pm

    I failed to get any sense out of the post, the chap had “mugodi” between his legs? hole is a mugodi mwebanthu.

  7. Ulubunda   May 15, 2017 at 10:14 am

    With this poor reporting and they need the freedom of information bill to be enacted into law.

  8. Kopala sabala   May 15, 2017 at 11:48 am

    Not kula tamanga nefi ma story fya bupuba Ka kitwe times. U shud take ur time and edit ur materials. Ati hole awe kwena mwampanga…